This is to the Fathers of the Brides:
You’re going to write a toast, you want your daughter to hear how you love her and how happy you are that she got married today. Don’t give her life story.
I had a dad, sweetest man ever, he took the mic and he started with his daughter’s scholastic achievements. We heard about her grades, all through school, we heard about every athletic team she ever played on, and about 12, 15, 17, 20 minutes into the toast the crowd was gone. Eyes glazed over! Just say you’re happy she’s found someone she loves, say how happy you are to share this day with her and get on with the party.